This one was just too good to pass up…and I have to say, my deepest sympathies to the Lioness for having her home invaded so blatantly.
And God said: Try staying out of the lion’s den
KIEV, Ukraine - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in the Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal’s enclosure, a zoo official said Monday.
And followed with this wonderful display of arrogance…
Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten
TAIPEI, Taiwan - A man leaped into a lion’s den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.


