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Building on my wildly popular posts about the top search terms that lead you to me, I discovered the “sort” button…and what to my wondering eyes did appear? Some of the craziest search terms that are leading you to my website.

You can really learn a lot about your visitors by looking at the search string that brought them to you. So here we go…some of my favourites from the past few months:

  • how to get wings in hair
  • car’s light pox
  • body hair and the average amount you are covered in
  • showgirl names
  • hair religion
  • buddies wife tells everyone that i am gay
  • coffee house scantily clad ladies
  • bleach pipes
  • crotch grab
  • spitting is disgusting
  • taxi to me wedding
  • wimpy chest hair
  • chest hair blog
  • porcelain hair barrett
  • valentaine rhymes to do with hair
  • trojan condom sample taxi
  • believe it or not squatting buddha
  • ham bleach
  • women on bearskin rugs
  • sphincter herbal acid repair
  • poo gas
  • slavegirl cut hair
  • smell poo
  • gross anatomy testicle
  • hairy peter and the
  • chickenstock bands

There are some crazy people out there :-).

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3 Responses to “Crazy Search Terms”

  1. #1 Jeff K. says:

    Your comments over on Boiled Dinner led me to your blog for the first time, and after reading this post and the search terms that have directed other people to your blog, I guarantee I’ll be back frequently!

    Seriously. Sphincter herbal acid repair?

  2. #2 heath says:

    yes - that one most likely came from the post I did on Acid Reflux…but again, who searches for that kind of thing? ;-)

  3. #3 confusionball says:

    This is why I don’t let the search engines index my site.