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1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes

2. What song describes your relationship status?
Chorus - Erasure.

3. How much does your cat weigh?
The cats weigh between 11 and 15 lbs

4. Are you a heart breaker, or the heart breakee?
If I judge by the reaction of the last person I dated, I’m a heart breaker, though I don’t agree with it

5. Ever waxed your legs?
No

6. Earrings or necklaces?
1 earring

7. Who have you talked to most today?
probably Rachelle & David equally

10. Color of your shirt?
grey with red around the arms and colar

11. How many years have you taken a language?
8 years of German, 1 year of French

12. Whos the 5th person in your contact book?
If I look in my Outlook address book, it’s Doug Hill, because it’s alphabetized by first letter of first name.

13. What color is your background on your computer mainly?
Always black, I abhor wallpapers.

14. Do you wish on 11:11?
what is 11:11? is that am? pm? November 2011?

15. Good advice if you ever go camping?
Wear comfortable clothes and be ok with dirt.

16. Are you a bad influence?
Depends on who. I think I’m a very positive influence at work.

17. What color are your eyes?
gray / green

18. Would you rather have your name or your siblings name?
I do not have a sibling.

19. Would you do anything for someone?
For my core, absolutely. But honestly, I save worms in the rain, so go figure.

21. Favorite color?
Green.

22. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
Tragically, yes.

23. What song is on?
Nothing at the moment, I’m listening to people talk in a meeting.

24. Are your grades good?
Yes, when I was in school.

25. Do you miss anyone?
Yes.

26. Would you date anyone on your top friends?
Sure, why not. I assume this refers to myspace top friends…

27. Does your best friend have a myspace?
Yes.

28. Who’s page did you last visit?
Rachelle’s myspace page, where I found this quiz.

29. Last time you went out to lunch?
Today, Applebees with Ra and LDS.

30. Do you watch the Gilmore Girls?
No.

32. Have you ever seen or enjoyed watching the O.C.?
No.

33. Do you have one or more Britney Spears C.D.’s?
Yes, one.

34. Which radio stations are your favorites?
NPR

35. Are you a Lost fanatic?
No.

36. Still have pictures of your Ex?
Yes.

37. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library?
No.

39. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
Yes.

40. King of the Hill?
No.

41. Do you read trashy romance novels often?
Never.

42. Have you ever forgotten to give a Christmas/birthday present?
No, but choosing not to is very different from forgetting.

43. Do you sing obnoxiously in the car?
Yes.

44. Do you sing obnoxiously in the shower when no one’s home?
Yes, and even when someone is home.

45. Have you ever watched a little kid’s show when you were over 12?
Yes.

46. Have you ever pretended your crush was with you when they weren’t?
I do not currently have a “crush”.

47. Did you draw pictures for your first crush back in elementary school?
Not that I recall, but that’s been a long time ago.

49. Have you ever written a poem or story about your life?
Yes.

50. Have you ever spent over an hour thinking about nothing but your man/woman?
Yes.

51. Have you ever liked someone only for their appearance?
Yes, but it doesn’t go anywhere.

52. Do you eat all the servings in the food groups on a daily basis?
No.

53. Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
Yes.

54. Have you ever been to South America or Africa?
Yes.

55. Do you know how to knit?
No.

56. Do you have a cell phone or iPod with a patterned cover?
No covers unless they are clear.

57.Have you ever written love song lyrics yourself and put them in your profile?
No.

58.Do you keep a diary or journal online?
Yes.

59.When you open your closet, what is the dominant color?
Blue.

60.Baskin Robbins or Coldstone?
Either, but I rarely eat ice cream.

62.Earphones or headphones?
On my work phone I have an earpiece that only goes over my right ear. For my iPod, I use ear buds.

63.Pink or teal?
Teal.

64.Earrings or Rings?
Yes.

65.Commitment or casual dating?
Commitment.

66.Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings or Star Wars
HP, then LotR, then SW.

67.Fly or road trip?
Both, but prefer neither above the other.

68.Starbucks or Caribou?
Starbucks. Stockholder.

69.What is your favorite Disney movie?
I liked Aladdin, because of Robin Williams…I also liked Lion King.

70.How much jewelry do you own?
Many rings that I don’t wear any more. Earring I don’t wear any more. A couple necklaces that I don’t wear. Several watches that I rotate through based on what I’m wearing.

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One Response to “The Heath Buckmaster not-so-FAQ”

  1. #1 Scott says:

    28. Who’s page did you last visit?

    Well ok your answer served no purpose but to make us more curious!