Homo sarcasmus - a new species of blog from Heath L. Buckmaster

18 Mar, 2007

In tears on a Sunday

Posted by: heath In: Life and Death

Sunday started out well…after sleeping in, it was decided that I would be making breakfast this morning. So I got up, started the coffee, cleaned the kitchen, fed the fish and the cats, then started breakfast prep.

A SquirrelWhile I was cooking, David went outside to water some newly planted flowers. I noticed him walking toward me with a concerned look on his face. He asked me to open the kitchen window so he could talk to me. He had found an injured squirrel in the yard, that was trying to crawl up behind our a/c unit to hide. I wrapped up some things in the kitchen and went outside. Sure enough, the poor thing was huddled behind the unit, breathing very quickly but not moving much.

It appeared as though it had broken a leg or two, because it was just dragging itself around. So I went inside and got the number for Sacramento County Animal Care and Regulation. (google search: sacramento injured animal)

I contacted them via phone, and spoke with the dispatch operator, who was very helpful, as I explained the situation to her. She said that she would get an officer to the house to take care of things, as I did not want the squirrel to lay there and just starve to death.

So I went about my business, continuing to prepare breakfast. Finally it was done and I carried it out to the cabana to eat. Scrambled eggs, bacon, and slices of avocado…yummy stuff.

After breakfast, we were puttering around on the cabana when the squirrel suddenly limped its way across the yard, down near the plum tree, finally stopping to rest just before the brick planters. I went inside and prepared a little dish of cat food, and another of water, and set it next to the squirrel. It barely looked at me while I did it, turning its face toward the brick.

We stepped back onto the cabana to watch it, and it slowly turned, then decided instead of eating, it wanted to climb up the brick into the flower bed. Usually this would not be an issue, as it’s only about 1.5 bricks high, but this poor broken creature couldn’t even get up before it fell back down. At this point, I was started to get a bit emotional.

Ivy under the plum treeBut then, it tried again, and this time, it must have hit a nerve because it started crying. Well that was it for me. The squirrel pulled itself up into the ivy at the base of the plum tree, and curled into a little ball. I went inside, grabbed Rowen, pulled him onto my lap and curled into a little ball, balling my eyes out. I can’t tolerate seeing an animal in pain, and not being able to do anything about it.

Rowan eventually tired of my attention, so I got up and went to wipe my eyes…and then, the doorbell rang. Animal control was there, and I showed him to the back yard where the squirrel was still curled up in the ivy. The very kind gentleman got some heavy gloves, picked up the squirrel and put him in a box. He told me that he would take it to the nature preserve folks, and they would determine if the squirrel could be saved, or whether it would have to be put down.

Frankly, as long as the squirrel isn’t going to be laying there in pain, either option is ok with me. I’m not against euthenasia in situations like this.

Anyway…squirrel is off to be evaluated, and my eyes are only vaguely bloodshot. This should not come as a surprise to any of my readers, since you should be aware by now that I even save worms from dying during heavy rains. Hopefully I’m racking up billions of Karma points.

No Responses to "In tears on a Sunday"

1 | Jeff Moriarty

March 18th, 2007 at 1:48 pm

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Ouch… but at least the little fella is going to be taken care of, Heath.

This might cheer you up on the squirrel front – a guy who takes pictures of squirrels taking pictures: http://photographingsquirrels.com/

2 | Tommy Marx

March 18th, 2007 at 6:25 pm

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I’m the kind of guy who – if a particularly big spider or cricket or something similar finds its way into my apartment – will very carefully trap the insect in a plastic bowl (sliding a piece of paper underneath to keep it in the bowl) then open the door and let it go free in a grassy area. So the idea of an injured squirrel finding refuge in your yard makes me feel weepy too. Poor thing.

3 | Jeff K.

March 19th, 2007 at 9:59 am

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Damn you for that Monday morning tearjerker!

4 | Marianne

March 25th, 2007 at 5:15 pm

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Heath, thank goodness you had responsive animal control folks. Not everywhere does, you know.

Ralph and Brenda’s dog (and my favorite grandniece/dog) Kayla was one of those poisoned in the recent pet food fiasco. $1,000 plus later, she’s mostly recovered, although it appears she may have some long term kidney damage. She is a very cool dog, and we’re all hoping for the best.