Need your religious fix for the week? Have you been craving an anatomically correct chocolate savior to celebrate the holidays? You need look no further than Jesus of the Week.
Using the handy “Select-A-Jesus” drop down menu, you too can access photographic proof that Jesus is everywhere.
Not only is he hanging in effigy (though slowly melting in the summer heat), but he also shows up on your pimped out wheels, in your box of Post-It Notes, even floating around in space with his nose incredibly close to the atmosphere.
Who knew that he could be in so many random places at any one time?
There’s something for everyone, even the muscle-boys out there who are spending 24 hours a day at the gym trying to look like Ripped Jesus. Guys, you have to go to the Lord’s Gym - 24-hour fitness won’t cut it.