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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? | Homo sarcasmus - the official blog of Heath L. Buckmaster

whereisheath-001.jpgIt’s 9:07pm where I am, but I’m not in Pacific Daylight Time.

The remote control pictured at the lower left of this photograph controls one of two televisions that are currently available to me.


whereisheath-002.jpgThis is where I will be sleeping tonight. This depresses me. It’s barely a full size bed.

Thankfully, there are two of them in case I decide I don’t like this one.

And really, with such glorious artwork above my head, how could I not?


whereisheath-004.jpgAnd, while I’m watching MythBusters, I will be sitting on this absolutely stunning sofa.

Polyester covered foam never felt so good.

If only the lamp on the other side of the sofa worked.


I just got here and I already want to go home.

whereisheath-007.jpgAnyone want to call and chat? :-)


5 Responses to “Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?”

  1. #1 tallfreak says:

    Awe… It doesn’t look so bad. The phone could be upgraded though. lol

  2. #2 JMo says:

    Ah, this looks familiar. As much as I get pulled to Folsom, it’s like a home away from home. Except for the comfort, cleanliness, friends, etc. A friend of mine worked in a hotel and shared with me how scary and disgusting rooms like that really are. I’ll spare you passing it on!

    I’m bummed you spent so much time there. Maybe you should have come with me to audit my Screenwriting class for the night!

  3. #3 heath says:

    It’s not bad - the bed was actually quite comfortable.

    And I didn’t spend too much time - as soon as I unpacked I went out to sushi :-)

    It’s amazing how much better things look after a large hot sake.

  4. #4 AdamX says:

    How’s Arizona? *guess*

  5. #5 heath says:

    A very good and correct guess. Arizona was warmer than I expected it to be, so I’m glad to be back home in the cold and wet Sacramento area this morning…though exhausted from being up at 4:30am to get on the plane.

    We’ll have another episode of this tomorrow, and we’ll see if you can guess where I am then :-)