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10 Mar, 2008

Liquid Iris

Posted by: heath In: House and Home| Nature

This is part of Heath’s Did You Know? series of posts.

Gardeners – did you know that you can cause problems in your home if you cut Iris blooms and use them in floral arrangements?

Why is this? Because when an Iris bloom is cut from the plant, within 48 hours it will begin to liquefy. That’s right. Liquefy.

Here I present reference image 1.

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As you can see, the Iris bloom has begun to melt, and is dripping down the green needles from another plant in the vase. Think of this liquid as all-natural purple food colouring. Everything in its path will turn purple, and even bleach has a difficult time removing the stain as evidenced in reference image 2.

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Here you will note the purple staining on the fireplace mantle. Even after a treatment of bleaching product, the dark purple stain remains in the wood.

Please be cautious if you have Irises growing in your garden, and I recommend you leave them where they are and choose something else for your home floral arrangements.

Cheers!

No Responses to "Liquid Iris"

1 | Jon

March 10th, 2008 at 7:56 pm

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Hooray! Another problem I won’t have thanks to your misfortune! Wait, that may have come out wrong. ;-)

2 | erik

March 10th, 2008 at 9:33 pm

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Time to paint!

3 | heath

March 11th, 2008 at 8:37 am

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I know – it’s just so bizarre, and I’m surprised I never noticed it before because we have irises all over the yard….

I will probably have to sand down the mantle in that spot and get some kind of oxygen cleaner in there.

4 | Tim Knotts - Fireplace Designer

March 28th, 2008 at 10:46 pm

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“you will note the purple staining on the fireplace mantle” – When you try to decorate you fireplace you have to be careful as at times it may lead to scars and marks on your fireplace and make it look odd. What a great Story!



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