In 1740, Thomas Dyche’s New General English Dictionary defined misdemean as: to behave irregularly; to do things wrong.
Today, I plan to be a role model for that.
First, I used the wrong soap in the shower this morning. I had intended to use my Dragon’s Blood soap because it has both supernatural fragrance and power. Unfortunately, I grabbed the Lever 2000 instead.
Second, I forgot to clean the pond filter. This means that all day long hardly any water will come out of the waterfall to nourish the fish.
Third, when I used antibacterial gel after getting gas this morning, I did not use enough, and my fingers still stank of gasoline.
I’m sure I will come up with more, but so far, my life has fallen apart this morning and I may never recover.
