That might possibly be the title of the next big book from author Heath L. Buckmaster.
But let me give you the background.
Today, David told me about a dream he had. Apparently we were were older, and I was a successful author. My dearling Rachelle had also apparently become famous, but in the dream he wasn’t sure what for, but it was some sort of “controversial” fame. This fame prompted me to write a memoir of my life with Rachelle.
The memoir was about how our relationship was basically a marriage without the sexual intimacy. And that’s not all that far from the truth in reality.
Then David paused a moment and told me that I was doing TV interviews promoting the book and all that in the dream, and that the book title was “If you only had a penis.” Well of course laughter ensued after that.
And you know that’s not that far from the truth. I told him that I would love to write a book with that title, because the title alone would help it sell.
So you may see something in a few years with an outlandish title and my name attached to it. If so, you’ll have read it here first 
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