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08 Sep, 2008

Yosemite!

Posted by: heath In: Nature| Travel

Last week while I was supposedly on vacation – I say supposedly because I wound up being online nearly every day and answering questions and solving problems instead of relaxing – I drove down to Yosemite to meet my parents who had just made their way up from Bakersfield.

They are on their Round-The-Country camping trip, which they do every few years, and I have plenty of vacation this year and decided to meet them since I’d never been to Yosemite before. David wasn’t able to join me because he had a ton of work to do after the Labour Day holiday, so I hopped in the car and 3 hours later showed up at the campground.

After a mediocre meal at some local steak restaurant, we relaxed for the evening, watched a program on Roy Orbison, and went to bed. The next morning we set out for Yosemite National Park…a place I’d never been, and I don’t think they had been there either.

I will say this – I’d never seen anything like it before…the sheer rock walls that stretched to the sky were simply incredible. Everything else was pretty much what you’d expect from a national park. Lots of trees. I’ve seen the redwoods in Northern California, so the ones at Yosemite, while gorgeous in their own right, did pale in comparison to places like Armstrong Woods.

I’m a big fan of trees, so that’s the picture I’m featuring in this post. It’s a 4-shot series that I stitched together so you could get the feel for how glorious this tall tree is.

After many hours of driving along winding roads (probably good that David didn’t come since he gets car sick), we had traveled in to Yosemite village, visited the Ansel Adams gallery, had some pizza, saw exactly one animal (a deer), did some gift shopping, took pictures of funny signs, then made our way back out of the park and back to the campsite for an evening of relaxation.

Overall I was both impressed yet not impressed.

I was expecting something out of this world, but what I got was something of this world that I’ve seen in pictures for years. It didn’t hold the same feel for me as Lake Tahoe did when I first saw it, nor did it have the same joy as driving through the rolling hills of the wine country.

There are certainly many beautiful places in California, and Yosemite is one of them. But only one of them.

It’s unlikely I’ll go back, because I think once you’ve seen the rock walls surrounding you, that’s enough for one lifetime, and time to move on to the next big thing.

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1 | Ra

September 9th, 2008 at 6:04 am

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Oh, but you should go back and hike the falls (Vernal and/or Nevada). They are GORGEOUS and it’s a fantastic hike. The views from the top of the falls is breathtaking (or maybe you’ll just be out of breath from all that hiking)! I haven’t been in YEARS, but I’ll never forget it…. stunning!

Agree with you that there are many beautiful places in CA to visit and Yosemite is just one of them, but it’s worth the drive… more than once. ;)

LABOY!
Ra

2 | heath

September 9th, 2008 at 8:19 am

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After seeing Iguazu Falls in Argentina, I’ll pass ;-)

I guess I’m becoming a travel snob…but I do value the beauty of each place individually. I think at some point in my life I’d like to see as many World Heritage Sites as I possibly can. I think I’ve seen three so far.

3 | Jere O. Myers

September 16th, 2008 at 8:29 am

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It is a shame that you didn’t go to Yosemite with someone who knows the area. Your experience that you wrote about sounds like my first visit to Yosemite some 28 years ago. However, since then I have hiked in Yosemite MANY times over the last 14 years. You don’t have to Hike, you can drive up to Glacier Point, Tuolumne Meadows area, Hetch Hetchy area, and see some Fantastic Views. Beauty is everywhere and you missed it. Additionally you can do some short easy hikes while there, get away from the Valley area and get out among the natural beauty. I’ve hiked many places, Glacier, Zion, Machu Pechu in Peru, Costa Rica, Bryce Canyon, Grand Canyon, Vancouver, Victoria, Lassen, Shasta, and many other places that are too numerous to mention. My point is that Yosemite is a SPECIAL place that many people like yourself have missed out on by only visiting the Valley area. Each of the above places mentioned have their own SPECIAL attractions and beauty. Go back to Yosemite but next time with someone who knows the area. Jere

4 | heath

September 16th, 2008 at 9:03 am

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Jere – thanks for stopping in, and you’re absolutely right. Everyone’s been telling me that in order to really experience Yosemite you have to get away from the village and out onto the hiking trails.

I’m a big fan of camping and hiking, so I’m sure I will be back to Yosemite some day to experience what it REALLY has to offer.

5 | Jere O. Myers

September 16th, 2008 at 9:45 am

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Thank you for your reply. I lead Hikes every month for Johnson Ranch Racquet Club in Roseville and I have a PRIVATE hiking list of over 280 people. I DO NOT charge a penny for my services, I do it to give back to my fellow humans. We have a great time together and enjoy the outdoors, hiking and travel. I go to Yosemite and organize a group of people for a week in June each year. If your interested in Yosemite and would like to Hike or do whatever you want with our group, email me. ——-Oh, we don’t camp, we stay at a Motel where there are Swimming Pools, Hot Tubs, Hot Showers, and all the things camping doesn’t offer. But, I do camp from time to time. God Bless Jere

6 | Cath

September 21st, 2008 at 11:42 am

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If you aren’t becoming a “travel snob”, as you put it, you already ARE a sniveling brat. If Yosemite was just a “been there, done that what’s next?” thing for you, I wonder at what point in your life you will be unable to be awed or humbled by anything. At that point, I’ll try to feel sorry for you.

7 | heath

September 21st, 2008 at 12:47 pm

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Wow…that was certainly harsh. Have I harmed you in some past life or something?

I don’t think I’ve ever been referred to as a “sniveling brat”, especially by someone who knows nothing about me.

But thanks for your comments.

8 | Cath

September 21st, 2008 at 12:56 pm

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You don’t feel your writing says something about who you are?

9 | heath

September 21st, 2008 at 1:11 pm

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To some extent. But I think it’s very difficult to judge a complete person based on one isolated comment they make about a national park. I have written many things – opinions, observations, things near and dear to my heart. Some are very emotional, others are frivolous. Just like anyone else I have many sides to my personality, and I would hope that someone would get to know all of me before making a judgment based on one comment.

I have seen many beautiful things in my life, from the breathtaking Iguazu Falls in Argentina, to majestic castles in Europe. It doesn’t mean that I have to personally like each and every thing I see, and I’m certainly open to re-evaluating my opinions. As another person pointed out, moving away from Yosemite Village and onto the many trails and paths would have given me a completely different perspective on the park – so some day I might go back and do just that.

If you still feel like I’m a “sniveling brat” after reading more than what I said about Yosemite, or after actually getting to know me, then I’m happy to have you call me that and call it a day, but it seems a little off-the-cuff to suddenly jump into my blog and call me names.

10 | heath

September 21st, 2008 at 1:13 pm

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And…I think it also says something about me that I published your comment, which I could have easily dismissed and deleted.

But I like most people don’t really like being called names. I got enough of that when I was in elementary school and high school, I certainly don’t like it any more now than I did then.

11 | Cath

September 21st, 2008 at 6:23 pm

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YIKES! So now I’m an elementary school name caller? Maybe the lady (you) doth protest too much. But I WILL read some of your other comments.

I am of the generation maybe 10 years behind your parents, judging from their picture. This concern over the younger people of today began when kids graduating from kindergarten were wearing caps and gowns and everything from high school forward required a limo as transport. When I was in my 30s (are you?) Peggy Lee’s song “Is That All There Is?” gave me pause, probably because it struck too close to home. Ergo, if something as grand as Yosemite evokes an “Is That All There Is?” feeling in you, I fly off with the “sniveling brat” moniker.

FYI, I’ve never responded to a blog before but something about your Yosemite piece really pricked me. Perhaps I protest too much.

Truce,
Cath

P.S. I’m also curious how The Bee selects a blog to publish. Are you employed by them?

12 | heath

September 24th, 2008 at 8:28 am

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I don’t have any insight into how the Sacramento Bee selects blogs for publishing. They did not contact me about it, and I wouldn’t have known had my parents not seen it in the paper and mentioned it to me.

I tent to consume my news via their website vs. hard copy, and hadn’t noticed it. No, I am not an employee of the Bee.



  • heath: Oh Tommy...your comments mirror those of the Dawg as well. They thought Lee's voice was too big for the song. I don't think it was too big, but I can
  • Tommy Marx: Gotta disagree with you on this one sweetie. Yes, Crystal and Siobhan were definitely the best of the women, and while I didn't like the song he sang,
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