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27 Oct, 2008

The Heath FAQ – Part Deux

Posted by: heath In: Heath

More than a year ago I put together a silly little FAQ about myself. I called it the Heath Buckmaster not-so-FAQ. It was based on some meme that was going around at the time. I’ve also shared information about my personality type before, but I’ve never really put together something a bit more definitive so that people who don’t know me already can get a little insight into my personality.

So here I present something more comprehensive. A Heath Buckmaster FAQ based on an interesting assessment we recently did at work. Enjoy the peek into my mind…

General Characteristics of Heath:

  • Heath becomes frustrated in situations that are nothing more than rambling discussion
  • Precision and accuracy are important to Heath
  • Heath doesn’t like dirty or messy environments / prefers orderly environments (read: OCD)
  • Heath likes facts and data and is an intuitive thinker (read: INTJ)
  • Likes challenges / likes to study and analyze problems
  • Skilled at observing
  • Heath has a low level of trust with strangers
  • Heath tends to ask specific and very blunt questions
  • Heath prefers events that start and finish on time and gets upset with people who do not adhere to rules

When interacting with Heath it is important to:

  • Have your facts together and provide solid, tangible evidence for your position
  • Listen to him
  • Be accurate, realistic, and respect his quiet demeanor
  • Avoid buzz words or jargon
  • Don’t waste his time or dillydally around the subject
  • Don’t touch his body while talking to him
  • Be specific, not vague

Ideally Heath prefers:

  • Privacy, Peace, Harmony
  • Non-political environments
  • Close relationships with a small number of people
  • Using logic vs. emotion to solve a problem

You might perceive Heath to be: Pessimistic, Picky, Fussy, Hard-to-Please, Defensive, Perfectionist.

Heath would say he is: precise, thorough, analytical, diplomatic, knowledgeable.

Adjectives describing Heath might include: determined, aggressive, competitive, decisive, inquisitive, responsible, factual, skeptical, logical, undemonstrative, suspicious, matter-of-fact, pessimistic, moody, predictable, consistent, stable, cautious, neat, accurate, open-minded, balanced.

If there are any faults in Heath, they may include:

  • Being critical of actions that can not be backed up with logic or fact
  • Choosing to be around people who are like himself
  • Being overly suspicious of people’s motives
  • Prefers things to people – in order to avoid emotional reactions
  • Often appears aloof or pretentious

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1 | spike

October 27th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

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Interesting FAQs. Love the insight about you. I guess I won’t call you anal retentive since you established that but meant with much love and always love to call you my friend.

PS – I will try not to pick on you as much. :)
Much love…

2 | Stef

October 27th, 2008 at 4:48 pm

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Hmmmmm….somehow I am disappointed. As I sat and read the FAQs I found certainly a peek into your interpersonal requirements but where is Heath? Like you cry at movies or feel emotion when no one is looking or have a deep passion and caring for your friends even if they don’t know it. Maybe Heath FAQs part 1 shared that but I was hoping for the more tender side, the side I don’t really know or see.

3 | heath

October 27th, 2008 at 6:53 pm

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Stef – that comes in part Tres. I’m building up to it. I can’t just dump all the Heath goodness out there in the first two pieces or else no one will stick around ;-) .

4 | Stef

October 29th, 2008 at 12:18 pm

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Pheww! That’s good AND you have managed to make me wait with baited breath for the next installment!



  • heath: Oh Tommy...your comments mirror those of the Dawg as well. They thought Lee's voice was too big for the song. I don't think it was too big, but I can
  • Tommy Marx: Gotta disagree with you on this one sweetie. Yes, Crystal and Siobhan were definitely the best of the women, and while I didn't like the song he sang,
  • heath: Glad we're on the same page regarding Lee ;-). Otherwise, I'm really bored this year. I was hoping that we'd have another big personality like Adam L

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