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Trumpy Brandy Butterstockings

When I arrived at a department celebration lunch today I was presented with a name tag. Not only did it have my REAL name on it, but also my “Elf” name.

That name was Trumpy Brandy Butterstockings.

This got me thinking about the multitude of name generators out there, and so here I present an incredibly frivolous post of name generations. (There are also sites that generate random names like the Dark Elf Name Generator, but these are not based on YOUR name.)

My Elvish Name: Haldamir Sáralondë

Elf Name 2: Nipper Fluffy-Paws

Movie Star Name: Jini Newcastle (first pet / first street)

Transformers Name: Lasercrusher

Pirate Name: Cheatin’ Brett Hornigold

Mexican Wrestler Name: Americano en Fuego

Mafia Name: Fabrizio Rubberneck

The only one I really like is the first elf name… Trumpy Brandy Butterstockings.

Although, I think I’ll stick with Heath.

5 Comments

  1. Rachelle says:

    Elvish name: Órelindë Vardamir (i don’t even know how to say that!)
    xmas elf name: Wacky Monkey-Buns
    Movie Star name (aka: porn name): Buffy Carlson
    Transformer name: Nitrotron
    Pirate name: Cap’n Evelyn Leadblade (captain? I like it!) :) Mexican Wrestler name: Bam Bam Sangriento (sounds like Sangria… yum!)
    Mafia name: Francesca the Bookie (though Rachelle Caruso also works… I AM Italian you know!) :)

  2. heath says:

    Ra - I think it’s Ore-Linder (like in the british sense of Linda) Vahr-duh-meer. It’s a very sexy name for an Elv.

    I think my favourite is your wrestler name….

  3. Tommy Marx says:

    Buckmaster is a noble name, but dude, Butterstockings so rocks!

  4. heath says:

    Exactly what I was thinking Tommy (nice to see you around BTW)…..Butterstockings rocks.

  5. Tommy Marx says:

    Thanks! Finally brought up my blog again, and getting ready for season 8 of American Idol (hoping it will be better than the last couple of seasons).