Homo sarcasmus - a new species of blog from Heath L. Buckmaster

17 Mar, 2009

Shamrocks and Hawaiian Shirts

Posted by: heath In: Holidays

I was so tempted to wear orange today just to spite one of my coworkers who threatened me with violent and pervasive pinching if I did not wear green.

But then I woke up this morning and there was the green shirt mocking me from the closet – the one that I had set out last night while under the influence of corned beef and white grape vodka. I should have known better.

<sarcasm>You all know how much I like to fit in with the crowd </sarcasm>, so I put on my green shirt and came on in to work. But I did throw in just a little bit of rebellion…it’s a Hawaiian shirt.

Here you can see just how happy I am to be wearing the shirt at work:

Heath Patrick

I think it’s also worth repeating something I mentioned back in 2008 when St. Patrick’s Day rolled around…and that’s political correctness.

I am not being PC by wearing a Hawaiian shirt for SPD, but apparently we’re not even supposed to called it SPD anymore. Apparently, according to this thing I saw hanging in the hallway, we’re supposed to call it …

Happy Shamrock Day

Happy Shamrock Day


2 Responses to "Shamrocks and Hawaiian Shirts"

1 | Stef

March 17th, 2009 at 12:02 pm

Avatar

How sad you look. And GAAAWWD what an awful backdrop! Intel grey…no wonder.

2 | heath

March 17th, 2009 at 1:06 pm

Avatar

You always know how to make me feel better about myself. Thank you.

:-p