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05 Jun, 2009

I found this blog by searching for something else

Posted by: heath In: Blogging

I get spam. Lots of it. It’s a waste of time and it amazes me that there are still people out there who even bother with doing it. One of the more personally entertaining ones I get, is the comment that says:

I found this blog by searching for something else.

Search Box ImageThis one intrigues me. If it’s to be believed, then keywords that have nothing to do with my blog are sending people to my blog. So I turned to my trust friend Google Analytics to see what sort of keyword searches were sending people here.

Most of them were related to content I have discussed: American Idol, Wireless N Router, White Wine Sangria, Dissarano, allergic to ginger, and of course Heath Buckmaster.

Some keywords were obscure, but still understandable that they came to me: cats mustard, fecal mist, corporate babble, house smells, and more. I think what concerns me most here is that someone actually searched for “fecal mist” (though strangely it doesn’t concern me that I wrote something about it).

Here’s where things get odd: gay in texas, winston zonkout, 2nd wardrobe, american idol 2009 nudity, boyfriend wears briefs under his swimsuit, cow damage to vehicle, girls swim team look at guys crotch, i feel with lots of bile on my body, nude bungee jump, polyester headaches, vulgar and indecent (this last one hurts).

Again I’m just amazed at what some people are searching for – great that it sends them to my blog which is good visibility, but I’m not sure I want visibility from cow damage or nude bungee jumping.

Anyway – this leads me to my question for Friday…What brings you to this site?

Leave a comment and let me know!

2 Responses to "I found this blog by searching for something else"

1 | Tommy Marx

June 6th, 2009 at 5:06 pm

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The complimentary cheese platter.

2 | heath

June 8th, 2009 at 8:47 am

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It’s a really good cheese platter isn’t it? I especially like the baked brie in philo dough.



  • Beth: Don't forget all the craziness with the governor having the affair with the woman in South America... South Carolina does have a very few nice bits,
  • heath: Oh Tommy...your comments mirror those of the Dawg as well. They thought Lee's voice was too big for the song. I don't think it was too big, but I can
  • Tommy Marx: Gotta disagree with you on this one sweetie. Yes, Crystal and Siobhan were definitely the best of the women, and while I didn't like the song he sang,

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