This is starting to feel like a continuing saga…
Remember when I talked about going insane the other day? It was all because of a bathroom experience wherein I decided to have a conversation with a paper towel dispenser. I realize that by revealing this information I may have completely lost credibility with most sane people out there, but stay with me for a moment – because I’m not the only one.
When I posted that note along with the sound effect clip, I didn’t realize how much wide-spread coverage it would get. Well, not necessarily wide-spread, but it spread through David’s office like wildfire.
Apparently everyone at his office started walking around going “neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” to each other, mimicing my sound effect from my terrible bathroom experience. But that’s not the scariest part of this whole thing.
Also apparently they have similar paper towel dispensers at David’s office, however these dispensers make a VERY different noise. Having heard it, I have to say that if we had these where I work I actually would have gone clinically insane. I mean literally, not just figuratively.
But since there’s no way I can explain it to you in writing; you’re going to have to listen to the recording David made in their bathroom. This audio clip has not been modified in ANY way – it’s the actual sound made by the dispenser. You might want to be sitting down when you listen (and turn the volume up).











