It’s amazing what some people will put themselves into.

Medics at Southampton General Hospital struggled to get the man’s penis out of the stainless steel pipe, because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become erect.
Instead, they resorted called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.
The fire crew turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary’s station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help, in what a spokesman understatedly described as a ‘delicate operation’.
The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch industrial metal grinder to cut the pipe from around the anaesthetised man’s penis.
The penis was left bruised and swollen, but otherwise unharmed by its traumatic day. [Full Article]

First…I think we can all be glad and breathe a sign of relief that his penis emerged unharmed.

Second…I think we need to question why a 40 year old man is sticking his member into a steel pipe.

Third…I think we need to ask ourselves, just how big was that steel pipe? Just for curiosity sake.

Fourth and finally…I think most men who read the article will ignore 90% of it and focus in on one and only one thing. Consider how they anesthetized his penis. That’s right, a big long needle. You winced just now didn’t you?