Ok - who is visiting from Witeck Combs? Is it Wes ?

For those of you who are not familiar with that company, they are a public relations and marketing company that is INCREDIBLY supportive of the GLBT community. Much of their focus is on diversity and its importance.

I have seen both of the company leaders at the Out and Equal conference, and have been very privileged to hear them speak in workshops as well. These guys know what it means to use diversity as a competitive advantage for your company.

Anyway - I noticed someone visited from there today, so I thought I would give them a shout-out. Welcome!

Here’s a fun little diddy that you can use for Black Friday, the biggest shopping day on the planet where people are buying things they don’t really need…

Betty Boughta bought some butter, but she said “This butter’s bitter! If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter!” So she bought a bit of better butter and it made her batter better.

It seems like the spam has been ramping up lately, and so I wanted to catalogue what I have received within a 24-hour period.

A selection of subject lines only (I consolidated where subject lines were very similar in nature…enjoy).

Total messages received from Saturday 3:30pm to Sunday 3:30pm: ~145

Top SPAMs (based on occurrence of similar subject line)

4 Occurrences:

• Can you imagine that you are healthy?

3 Occurrences:

• Software
• Your Family
• Your Order

2 Occurrences:

• All that really matters for a hot woman, is a size of your dic’k!
• Get in SHTP, Don’t delay, else you’ll miss it
• Get out of the obese crowd
• Greater size means more pleasure…Add more length to your penis!
• Hello root
• Hey - Don’t get ripped off
• It’s amazing how this wonderful pill can improve your dik!
• Legal software sales
• November 74% off
• Patek Philippe Replicas
• Positive changes in your s’e_xual life are not a chimera
• This company is experiencing unmeasurable growth

Single Occurrence Honorable Mentions:

• Suggestions for real men only
• How to be a man
• Britney Spears shows it again!
• Causing an erection
• Check out bling bling watches
• Does the Bible forbid Interracial Marriages
• If Jesus is God, then who did He pray to?
• Turn your trouser mouse into a one-eyed giant with this brand new medicine
• You’re saving on buying meds NOW! Carlton

And there you have it. 24 hours of SPAM.

Hi visitors - this is a reminder to visit the sidebar of the blog :-).

Now, I know there are those of you out there who think that Heath only creates delicious content in the left side of the page, but no really, there’s stuff on the right too.

For example, here at Homo sarcasmus we’re currently featuring an anonymous poll about how you self-identify. That’s right, we want to do a little demographic research on the visitations to this site. If you’d like to lend your 5 seconds to the poll, it’s just there to your right :-).

Keep going down the list and you’ll find the latest posts - that’s in case you’ve visited here from a trackback or a direct link and so you aren’t seeing the main page. Give them a view.

You don’t have to just read a post then evaporate - I want you to stay around for a while and see what else there is to offer - so if you don’t see something recent, keep truckin down the side bar to the category cloud. That’s where you’ll find the subjects I’ve blogged about since the beginning of time.

Keep going and you reach the all-important blog roll and cool sites list. Hey, if you have a link to me then I want a link to you. Tell me about it in the comments and I’ll give you a shout-out.

Last but not least, and probably the most important, is the link to the feed and the link to contact me. It’s at the very top right of every page, and it’s something you’ll want to use to subscribe to this blog or to get in touch with yours truly. Plug that FEED URL into your favourite online or offline reader and you’re set.

Thanks for stopping in - I’m glad you made your way here and hope you keep coming back for more. As always, if there’s something you want to hear about, drop me a comment and let me know!

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In case you were wondering, this is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help me…um…uh…whatever.

Pulling your phone away from your ear before you make a left or right turn, then putting your phone back to your ear to continue talking, does NOT make you a safer driver.

Thanks.

Libra: Avoid people who gesticulate when they talk — expressive mannerisms are suspect.

Brilliant :-). Unfortunately, this means I have to avoid my best friend who is italian.