20 January, and my dearling Rachelle turns a million today.
Well not a million, just 40. Ok, not 40…she’s less than 40, but not by much.

Anyway…

Here is a photo montage covering the last 12 years of my life with Rachelle…give or take a few years. She’ll hate this I’m sure, but she never reads my blog anymore so…

Let’s start with the oldest picture of us that I could find…from 1999. Gosh I was so much thinner then…but don’t we look all cute at work.

Next up…2000 and Halloween. Don’t we look goth? Did I mention that I was also going to be in some of these pictures?

Next up…2001 and Rachelle has braces and bleached hair.

In 2002 we were completely washed out at Buca de Beppo.

2003 and she had a grand time playing dress-up for Halloween…

In 2004 we took one of my favourite pictures of the two of us.

2005 and 2006 and 2007 were a blur…

And here’s hoping for many more years of this wild and crazy woman…Love me some Rachelle…

Well, ok, not everyone, but the cool people at least :-).

Show your support for our troops with this GLBT themed shirt.


What’s better than a “Yeah, Right” mug for those early mornings of bitter coffee? Go ahead…sit at the kitchen table with your house pants / night gown on and just stare out the front window with your cigarette in one hand and this delicious coffee mug in the other. Share your bitterness with the world.


Everyone does it…

Say it loud and clear that you love yourself, because if you don’t, no one else will.

You have one. Everyone knows it. That’s why they don’t talk to you, because they know you’re going to blog about it as soon as you have connectivity.


Halloween is year-round fun.
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For all you gossip girls out there - just make sure you stop talking when they get close.


Let’s just admit it…because the rest of the world already knows.

Happy New Year and stuff.

I’m still sick.

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Here we are, 30 December, only a day and two hours from 2008.

And I am sick.

Since the age of 12 (I think), I have enjoyed an annual lung infection.

Enjoyed is too strong a word - endured perhaps.

Oh the fits of cough in the middle of the night…oh the restless sleep.

And the phlegm. Greenish-yellow phlegm. Thick, disgusting, vile, putrid, and malevolent.

Anyway, Happy almost New Year!!!

That’s all.

Oh, happy Christmas-eve.

My stomach hurts and I’m going to bed.

Oh, and I have a sore throat and can’t stop coughing.

And I have a headache.

Here is our $85 tree for 2007.

It better be a darn good Christmas for that price ;-).

Cheers and best wishes to everyone in this holiday season, whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, a pagan festival, or any other denominational or non-denominational event. Or even if you celebrate absolutely nothing else than good friends and good food. Merry/Happy/Joyous Whatever to you all.

If you’d like to see our tree’s through the ages: 2006, 2005, 2004