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If anyone reading me is looking to buy a pretty awesome digital camera, I’m selling my Canon PowerShot Pro1 on eBay. I got a different model, so no longer need this one, and it’s in Like New condition.

With lots of extras, it’s a great choice for anyone who wants to explore the pro version of cameras from Canon. This camera is going for over $800 in some places, and over $1000 for new ones if you try to get one on Amazon.

Here is the listing link, and here is a photo of the items in the listing:

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paperbag.jpgSAN FRANCISCO, California (Reuters) — San Francisco’s Board of Supervisors voted Tuesday to become the first U.S. city to ban plastic bags from large supermarkets to help promote recycling.Under the legislation, beginning in six months large supermarkets and drugstores will not be allowed to offer plastic bags made from petroleum products. [Link]

Great job San Fran. Personally, I prefer paper bags anyway. The only change that I would request is that the paper bags have handles on them, so they can more easily be carried from car to house. Albertson’s doesn’t have this option, but other stores do (Trader Joe’s, Corti Bro’s), so I would lobby for this to be a new option if they get rid of plastic.

As for recycling, we’re pretty good about using the plastic bags for that purpose. We load them up with wine bottles, diet pepsi cans, and other household items that eventually wind up in the big blue recycle container, but unfortunately, most people don’t do that.

Anyway - just a quick news story to encourage others to be more mindful.

Have you ever had one of those really sucky days? You know what I’m talking about…a day that starts out bad and keeps getting worse.

You wake up to discover that the cat has thrown up all over the floor, eight times. The pilot light went out on the hot water heater in the middle of the night and you have to take an ice cold shower. All of your shirts are in the washer and smell like mildew because you forgot that you put them in there two days ago. Your car won’t start until you pump the gas for five minutes. You’re late getting onto the highway and so traffic is a disaster and you wind up being 43 minutes late to work.

On those days, don’t you wish there was a God who could just make it all right for you? Wouldn’t it be nice if God could clean up the vomit, instantly heat the water, wash your shirts daily, and always keep your car full of gas? But what darn luck…you don’t believe in God!

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You have to admit…
if you walk into a retail store and you see this…
there’s no way you can hold back a smile :-)
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