Some time ago David and I went to a wedding reception at a private home (vs. a public home) in a private neighbourhood (which wasn’t gated btw, just “private”). How did we know that it was a private neighbourhood? Why, by the sign of course…
As we drove down a long street toward a clustering of [...]

Sad. Tragic. Many more adjectives come to mind as well, but this is a family show.
We were at the gas station, and I was pumping the gas (do we still call it pumping gas even though there’s no pumping action required by the purchaser?)…there was a young kid with a girl on the opposite side [...]

I have to say, and therefore shall say, that I have nothing but disdain for 2009 and I’m glad that it’s gone. I hope the Langoliers tear it to shreds, leaving nothing to even remember it by.
Ok so there were SOME positives in 2009, namely a new president…but it was still a year that I [...]

It concerns me that the auto-flusher in the work bathroom is Aquaflush, and the toothpaste I use at home is Aquafresh.