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18 Feb, 2010

Cowpiece

Posted by: heath In: Dreams

Last night I dreamed of Cowpiece – an “Elephant Man” kind of creature. The distinguishing factor was that he had a mother more like Roseanne than Cher. And believe me – your mother can make quite a difference.
It was my job to expose him for the monster that he was. I say was, because what [...]

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26 May, 2009

Love and Marriage

Posted by: heath In: Dreams| Law| News and Notes

Today, 26 May 2009, the California Supreme Court upheld Proposition 8 by a vote of 6-1. It reminded me of something I wrote a few years ago about marriage…

I want to get married.
I want a big church wedding, with flowers, and candles, and brides maids and grooms men, and as much pomp and as much [...]

04 May, 2008

If you only had a penis.

Posted by: heath In: Dreams| Writing and Language

That might possibly be the title of the next big book from author Heath L. Buckmaster.
But let me give you the background.
Today, David told me about a dream he had. Apparently we were were older, and I was a successful author. My dearling Rachelle had also apparently become famous, but in the dream he wasn’t [...]

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09 Dec, 2007

I finally saw Saw

Posted by: heath In: Dreams| Life and Death| Movies and Theatre

I have finally seen the most disturbing movie since Seven. David has been trying to get me to watch this movie for a while now…he watched it many months ago shortly after we got the DVD, but for some reason I didn’t want to watch it at the time.
Part of me wishes I never had [...]

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  • heath: Oh Tommy...your comments mirror those of the Dawg as well. They thought Lee's voice was too big for the song. I don't think it was too big, but I can
  • Tommy Marx: Gotta disagree with you on this one sweetie. Yes, Crystal and Siobhan were definitely the best of the women, and while I didn't like the song he sang,
  • heath: Glad we're on the same page regarding Lee ;-). Otherwise, I'm really bored this year. I was hoping that we'd have another big personality like Adam L

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