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24 Sep, 2009

Pink is Timeless

Posted by: heath In: Fashion| Music

As I walked into work this morning, a middle aged man in a big industrial pickup truck drove by blasting music. It took me a moment to catch what he was listening to, and it turned out to be Pink.
It made me smile.
Apparently, Pink is timeless. You can be a teenager or a 60 year [...]

19 Aug, 2009

She Wears Short Shorts

Posted by: heath In: Fashion| Politics

Oh America…we have so many important issues to be resolved in our country. Health-care, equal rights, poverty / homelessness, abused children, H1N1, and apparently how short the First Lady’s shorts are.
Let’s call an urgent session of Congress and pass a law limiting shorts to 1″ above the knee! It’s a major world-wide crisis!
First the first [...]

26 Jan, 2009

It’s time to Ask. Tell.

Posted by: heath In: Fashion| Politics

New President. New Policy.
From Sarcasm Central’s classic collection comes this military green t-shirt.
Show your support for the men and women in green (also available in a variety of colours).
Ask. Tell.

19 Nov, 2008

I Am A Rebel

Posted by: heath In: Fashion| Heath

I have a pair of Old Navy socks. They are brown with yellow writing.
That writing does not say Old Navy, in fact, the writing is of a directional nature.
A picture will help.

What makes me a rebel? The “left” sock is on my right foot, and the “right” sock is on my left foot.
Take that.

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  • heath: Oh Tommy...your comments mirror those of the Dawg as well. They thought Lee's voice was too big for the song. I don't think it was too big, but I can
  • Tommy Marx: Gotta disagree with you on this one sweetie. Yes, Crystal and Siobhan were definitely the best of the women, and while I didn't like the song he sang,
  • heath: Glad we're on the same page regarding Lee ;-). Otherwise, I'm really bored this year. I was hoping that we'd have another big personality like Adam L

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