Homo sarcasmus - a new species of blog from Heath L. Buckmaster

Posts under ‘Fashion’

It’s time to Ask. Tell.

New President. New Policy.
From Sarcasm Central’s classic collection comes this military green t-shirt.
Show your support for the men and women in green (also available in a variety of colours).
Ask. Tell.

I Am A Rebel

I have a pair of Old Navy socks. They are brown with yellow writing.
That writing does not say Old Navy, in fact, the writing is of a directional nature.
A picture will help.

What makes me a rebel? The “left” sock is on my right foot, and the “right” sock is on my left foot.
Take that.

I got me some new shoes!

Less than a week ago I received an email from amazon.com alerting me to a new offering of deliciousness from their conglomerant. I’m of course talking about endless.com, your one stop shop for shoes and shoe accessories. I’m really not a shoe wh*re, but I do have a lot of shoes…maybe it’s my retail therapy [...]

I adore Paris Hilton…

And here’s why, from Funny or Die:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d