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11 Feb, 2010

Hey Muffin Man!

Posted by: heath In: Awareness| Food and Beverage

Today’s theme is muffins.
More specifically, when they are going to put them out in the cafe.
I had an early morning meeting today and I wavered on whether I would just work from home and call in, or whether I would get up before dawn cracked and get into the office for it. I chose the [...]

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Here we present a 10 minute video of our 2009 Thanksgiving Feast.
* If you are reading this blog on a mobile device or Kindle, you may need to visit the site directly to watch the video. Alternately you can access it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzqQjPCNbF4

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15 Oct, 2009

Garlic Shrimp Stir-fry (Serves: 2)

Posted by: heath In: Food and Beverage

Ingredients:

8 large tiger shrimp thawed (from India or Mexico preferred)
2T minced garlic
squeezing from one lemon
olive oil

The secret to this recipe is that you are going to cook the shrimp in two different ways – first steaming, then in a stir-fry.
Start by peeling the shrimp. Never EVER make your guests peel shrimp [...]

Yes. Congratulations to them (Romanian pizza makers) for having the longest line of pizza (over 1500 feet). I guess it’s a great achievement for a bunch of people to make a bunch of pizzas and just lay them out on a bunch of tables.
Seriously. This is nowhere near the largest pizza in the world, which [...]

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  • Beth: Don't forget all the craziness with the governor having the affair with the woman in South America... South Carolina does have a very few nice bits,
  • heath: Oh Tommy...your comments mirror those of the Dawg as well. They thought Lee's voice was too big for the song. I don't think it was too big, but I can
  • Tommy Marx: Gotta disagree with you on this one sweetie. Yes, Crystal and Siobhan were definitely the best of the women, and while I didn't like the song he sang,

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