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13 Jan, 2010

Drained of My Vital Essence

Posted by: heath In: Health

I felt like a Podling today, or perhaps Kira the Gelfling. I stared into the eyes of the nurse (instead of into the reflection from the Dark Crystal) and felt my vital essence draining out of my body.
Thankfully it wasn’t being drained so some evil Skeksis could drink it, but it was being drained for more [...]

10 Jan, 2010

Man’s penis freed…from steel pipe.

Posted by: heath In: Health| News and Notes

It’s amazing what some people will put themselves into.
Medics at Southampton General Hospital struggled to get the man’s penis out of the stainless steel pipe, because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become erect.
Instead, they resorted called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.
The fire crew turned up with a special equipment unit from [...]

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Prostitution is based on the law of supply and demand. The thinking is: Women won’t stop selling sex until men stop buying.
So Nashville and a growing number of cities are shifting their focus from locking up suppliers to educating buyers. Across the country, about 50 communities are using John Schools. Atlanta, Georgia, and [...]

10 Aug, 2009

Pot. Kettle. Palin.

Posted by: heath In: Awareness| Health| Politics

I was really hesitant to write about She Who Must Not Be Named, but this was too good to pass up.
Surely you’ve all heard about a recent quote from this entity:
“The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front [...]




  • heath: Oh Tommy...your comments mirror those of the Dawg as well. They thought Lee's voice was too big for the song. I don't think it was too big, but I can
  • Tommy Marx: Gotta disagree with you on this one sweetie. Yes, Crystal and Siobhan were definitely the best of the women, and while I didn't like the song he sang,
  • heath: Glad we're on the same page regarding Lee ;-). Otherwise, I'm really bored this year. I was hoping that we'd have another big personality like Adam L

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