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08 Sep, 2009

My Horoscope has A.D.D.

Posted by: heath In: Awareness| Heath

Apparently my horoscope has A.D.D.
Here’s what I got on my phone this morning:
Libra: Go to a museum or a magic show or read a book in the park or see a symphony.
I mean, there weren’t even any commas in that sentence. I lost track of what I was supposed to be doing half-way through that [...]

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Today David and I are celebrating our 6-year anniversary. I won’t be giving you all a run-down of our multi-year struggles with addiction to hamburger salad and Crystal Lite. Just suffice it to say we’ve been through a lot and apparently are no worse for the wear.
Unless of course you count all the “married” weight [...]

07 Aug, 2009

But you don’t LOOK gay…

Posted by: heath In: GLBT| Heath

Reference: “Really? You don’t look gay!”
Compliment or insult? That’s what we’re going to talk about today – and since I tend to be a pessimist, I’m going to choose INSULT. If someone says to me that I don’t look gay, my first thought is that they must have a very negative impression of “gay” and [...]

30 Jul, 2009

A Hell of a Week

Posted by: heath In: Heath| Life and Death| Pets and Animals

It’s been a rough week – I’m not going to kid you. Losing Siobhan has been pretty much devastating, and I’ve felt less than compelled to be creative. Pretty much everything has taken a back seat to me vacillating between trying to function, and staying as busy as I can to keep my mind focused.
Whether [...]

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  • Beth: Don't forget all the craziness with the governor having the affair with the woman in South America... South Carolina does have a very few nice bits,
  • heath: Oh Tommy...your comments mirror those of the Dawg as well. They thought Lee's voice was too big for the song. I don't think it was too big, but I can
  • Tommy Marx: Gotta disagree with you on this one sweetie. Yes, Crystal and Siobhan were definitely the best of the women, and while I didn't like the song he sang,

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