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23 Jul, 2009

Whole House Fans Suck

Posted by: heath In: House and Home

And I mean that in the nicest sense of the word. They suck all the hot air out of the house in a matter of minutes, blasting it into the attic and out through vents on the roof and sides of the house, eventually sending that nasty heat into the swirling waves of air that [...]

10 Jan, 2009

Out with the old, in with the LG

Posted by: heath In: House and Home

As I mentioned a few days ago, I bought a new washer and dryer. The old washer and dryer, pictured here, were really on their last collective legs.
For several months now the washer made metal on metal noises any time the spin cycle ran, and within the last month the dryer started making a thumping [...]

30 Jun, 2008

Hey let’s ride bikes!

Posted by: heath In: Health| House and Home

First, a joke:
How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don’t know, how many.
Hey, let’s go ride bikes!
I don’t think that’s exactly how it went when I first heard the joke but it’s pretty darn similar. Anyway…over the weekend we went bike shopping for David. I already have a bike (Specialized Hardrock [...]

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This weekend we were treated to the births of hundreds of Praying Mantis’. We have egg sacks all over the back yard, but this was the first time we had actually seen the birthing process in progress.
Starting at about mid-morning, the mantis’ burst forth from their birthing chamber and took over the cabana. Here you [...]

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  • Beth: Don't forget all the craziness with the governor having the affair with the woman in South America... South Carolina does have a very few nice bits,
  • heath: Oh Tommy...your comments mirror those of the Dawg as well. They thought Lee's voice was too big for the song. I don't think it was too big, but I can
  • Tommy Marx: Gotta disagree with you on this one sweetie. Yes, Crystal and Siobhan were definitely the best of the women, and while I didn't like the song he sang,

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