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20 Oct, 2009

Normal pushups are hard enough!

Posted by: heath In: News and Notes

I find it hard enough to do a normal push-up, much less going for the world record using only ONE finger.
Kung fu master Fu Bingli manages 12 push-ups on a single finger
By TOM PHILLIPS – Tuesday, October 20, 2009
A kung fu master has given his rivals the finger after breaking the world record for doing [...]

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Yes. Congratulations to them (Romanian pizza makers) for having the longest line of pizza (over 1500 feet). I guess it’s a great achievement for a bunch of people to make a bunch of pizzas and just lay them out on a bunch of tables.
Seriously. This is nowhere near the largest pizza in the world, which [...]

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02 Oct, 2009

An alarming trend in tattoos

Posted by: heath In: Awareness| News and Notes

SACRAMENTO, CA – For the past three months, Kit Harkins, owner and lead artist at Ink Me Up, has seen an alarming increase in operating expenses. “It’s like watching the prices at the gas station. Ink costs have risen almost 200% in less than six months, even henna products are becoming costly.“
Kit also says she’s [...]

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25 Sep, 2009

I think that’s a quadradrillion

Posted by: heath In: News and Notes

NEW YORK (Reuters) – Dalton Chiscolm is unhappy about Bank of America’s customer service — really, really unhappy.
Chiscolm in August sued the largest U.S. bank and its board, demanding that “1,784 billion, trillion dollars” be deposited into his account the next day. He also demanded an additional $200,164,000, court papers show.
I think that would technically [...]




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