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19 Aug, 2009

She Wears Short Shorts

Posted by: heath In: Fashion| Politics

Oh America…we have so many important issues to be resolved in our country. Health-care, equal rights, poverty / homelessness, abused children, H1N1, and apparently how short the First Lady’s shorts are.
Let’s call an urgent session of Congress and pass a law limiting shorts to 1″ above the knee! It’s a major world-wide crisis!
First the first [...]

Apparently it’s a health care crisis in the works (just when we were starting to make progress to be like the rest of the natural world). Look out world, the baby boomers are smoking pot even though they aren’t in college any more!
“This continued use poses medical risks to these individuals and is likely to [...]

10 Aug, 2009

Pot. Kettle. Palin.

Posted by: heath In: Awareness| Health| Politics

I was really hesitant to write about She Who Must Not Be Named, but this was too good to pass up.
Surely you’ve all heard about a recent quote from this entity:
“The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front [...]

26 Jan, 2009

It’s time to Ask. Tell.

Posted by: heath In: Fashion| Politics

New President. New Policy.
From Sarcasm Central’s classic collection comes this military green t-shirt.
Show your support for the men and women in green (also available in a variety of colours).
Ask. Tell.




  • heath: Oh Tommy...your comments mirror those of the Dawg as well. They thought Lee's voice was too big for the song. I don't think it was too big, but I can
  • Tommy Marx: Gotta disagree with you on this one sweetie. Yes, Crystal and Siobhan were definitely the best of the women, and while I didn't like the song he sang,
  • heath: Glad we're on the same page regarding Lee ;-). Otherwise, I'm really bored this year. I was hoping that we'd have another big personality like Adam L

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