Oh America…we have so many important issues to be resolved in our country. Health-care, equal rights, poverty / homelessness, abused children, H1N1, and apparently how short the First Lady’s shorts are.
Let’s call an urgent session of Congress and pass a law limiting shorts to 1″ above the knee! It’s a major world-wide crisis!
First the first [...]

Apparently it’s a health care crisis in the works (just when we were starting to make progress to be like the rest of the natural world). Look out world, the baby boomers are smoking pot even though they aren’t in college any more!
“This continued use poses medical risks to these individuals and is likely to [...]

I was really hesitant to write about She Who Must Not Be Named, but this was too good to pass up.
Surely you’ve all heard about a recent quote from this entity:
“The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front [...]

New President. New Policy.
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