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People are always asking me questions.
Heath, what’s your favourite shade of lip gloss? (purple rain with pearl shimmer)
Heath, if you could transform into any type of cactus, what would it be? (agave)
I finally said, ENOUGH! Apparently people never read the Heath Buckmaster Not-So-FAQ from ages ago.
If the question you have for me isn’t on this insane list of 94 (that I stole from Barbarism Begins At Home), then leave it in the comments.
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
The mortgage. Houses should be free as long as you pay for the upkeep.
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
A couple weeks back, out on the cabana.
3. Do you regret losing your virginity to who you lost it to?
This question makes too many assumptions.
4. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
I think I would have chosen some of my friends differently, and been more open about who I was.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
I’m not sure, I’d probably have to ask my mom, but maybe Truelove?
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Writing.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A teacher.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
One.
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
It was the shirt on top when I opened the dresser drawer.
10. What are your thoughts on gas prices?
They annoy me. I wish I had a hybrid.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would it be and who?
Vancouver. David, Rachelle, and Toni.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
I have a migraine.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Why wasn’t the NaNoWriMo site working?
14. Favorite style of underwear?
Boxer briefs.
15. What errand/chore do you despise?
Folding laundry.
16. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?
Yes, and I already do even though I also work.
17. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in, but that only happens on weekends.
18. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Animaniacs - specifically, Slappy Squirrel.
19. Favorite thing to do at night with the opposite sex?
Dinner, drinks, socialization.
20. Have you found real love yet?
Probably.
21. When did you first start feeling old?
Birth.
22. Favorite 80’s movie(s)?
Clue.
23. Favorite lunch meat?
I’m currently pescatarian, but I would probably say honey roasted turkey breast.
24. What do you get every time you go into Costco/Sam’s?
Bulk toilet paper and paper towels.
25. Beach or lake?
Lake. I detest sand unless it’s in glass form.
26. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Outdated, no. Necessary, no.
27. Do you own real estate?
Yes.
28. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Kraft Shells and Cheese.
29. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
Clue is my favourite movie regardless, however, everyone knows about it already. If I had to pick a naughty movie, I’d probably say Caligula.
30. What’s your drink?
Diet Pepsi Vanilla.
31. Cowboys or Indians?
Cowboys.
32. Cops or Robbers?
Cops.
33. Who from high school would you like to run in to?
The person’s initials are M.F.
34. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
90.9, our local NPR affiliate.
35. Norm or Cliff?
Neither.
36. The Cosby Show or The Simpsons?
After the recent season premier of The Simpsons, I’d have to say The Cosby Show.
37. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Having one with a few wrong people.
38. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
Yes. I also like the people who sit to my right and diagonally across from me.
39. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
It’s hard to find a famous person who hasn’t let fame go to their head. They would probably be mostly boring and annoying…however, Bobby Rivers would be a lot of fun.
40. Indoors or outdoors?
Indoors in the city. Outdoors at a lake.
41. Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
My current vehicle? No.
42. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its actual purpose?
I’ve been trained how to use one, but never “fired” it.
43. Last book you read for real?
I just finished re-reading The Da Vinci Code.
44. Do you have a teddy bear?
Probably somewhere.
45. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
I’m not sure there is such a thing. If you need to brush your teeth, brush them.
46. Somewhere in California you’ve never been and would like to go?
Yosemite.
47. Do you go to church?
No.
48. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career?
Yes. I would like to be a full time writer.
49. Just how OLD are you?
34 years, and 3 days.
50. What was the highlight of your week?
It’s Tuesday, so nothing. Last week, I was in Washington DC, but it was not a highlight.
51. Who’s car were you in last?
Mine.
52. When is the next time you will kiss someone?
Today.
53. What color shirt are you wearing?
Olive green.
54. How long is your hair?
Short.
55. Last movie you saw?
They were playing Harry Potter on the flight back from DC, and I casually watched it while reading.
56. Last thing you ate?
Peanut butter and preserves on a low-carb tortilla.
57. What was last thing you drank?
I am currently drinking Diet Pepsi Vanilla.
58. Are you happy right now?
No.
59. What did you say last?
“Why don’t you hop on the box?” to Siobhan.
60. Where is your phone?
The house phone is to the left of my keyboard, my mobile phone is in the living room.
61. What was the last museum you went to?
The North Carolina Science Museum in Raleigh.
62. What color are your eyes?
Green / Grey
63. Who came over last?
I think Randy was over hanging out with David while I was in DC last week.
64. Who/what do you hate/dislike currently?
I hate headaches.
65. What are you listening to?
The sound of a key in the lock on the front door.
66. If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
Unlimited funds.
67. What are your favorite stores?
amazon.com, Old Navy, Barnes & Noble
68. What makes you the happiest right now?
Diet Pepsi Vanilla.
69. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Trying to sleep.
70. Are you left-handed?
No.
71. What’s for dinner tonight?
No idea. I’m not hungry at all.
72. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
Yahoo Alerts.
73. When is the last time you were in a swimming pool?
It’s been over a year I think.
74. Where was the last place you went shopping?
Aeropostale.
75. How do you feel about your hair right now?
Sometimes I wish it was longer so I could do interesting things with it, but then I remember that I hate long hair.
76. Do you have any expensive jewelery?
Just my ring, but it wasn’t all that expensive.
77. AIM or MSN?
MSN.
78. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up this morning?
I have a migraine. And this question is redundant.
79. Who do you miss?
Coloriss.
80. Myspace or Facebook?
Facebook, because it has Scrabulous.
81. What is your favorite subject in school?
Science or math.
82. Do you have any talents?
I used to be able to act and sing. And I’m hopefully a good writer.
83. Do you have any children?
3 cats.
84. Did you take a nap today?
No, I can not take naps.
85. Ever met someone famous?
I’ve met Paula Poundstone in person, and I’ve virtually met Bobby Rivers.
86. Do you want to be famous one day?
Yes.
87. Could you handle being in the military?
Absolutely not.
88. Ever been to Las Vegas?
Twice. I hope to never go again.
89. Have you been to New York City?
Yes. Love it.
90. Ever been to Disneyland/world?
I have been to Disneyland and to DisneyWorld.
91. Last thing you cooked?
Dinner.
92. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?
Lost it.
93. Last time you were sick?
Right now.
94. Do you like anyone right now?
Maybe one or two people.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human.