Homo sarcasmus - a new species of blog from Heath L. Buckmaster

Posts under ‘Vehicles’

A New Car Could Be Yours, if the Price is Right!

I bought a new car.
Actually, I bought a new car at the end of December 2007, and it just arrived. After 4 long and impatient months I am the proud owner of a Saab 9-3 Aero.
It was time to say goodbye to the Volvo. After some very unacceptable customer service experiences I decided to take [...]

Indicator Awareness

How many of you knew that your motor vehicle is considered a dangerous weapon?
That’s right - just as dangerous as a gun, a knife, a baseball bat, or a calphalon frying pan. One of the easiest ways to minimize the possible danger of your vehicle, is to not drive it.
Not especially helpful, but true none [...]

Awareness When Wiping

It’s a happy day when you’ve just had your car washed. You can choose to wash it yourself, if you have that kind of time…I don’t.
Or you can take it to your local neighborhood scrub-a-dub-dub place.
There are various incarnations of these facilities: Harvs, Scrub Boys, Wash-N-Wait, Touchless-Express, Auto-Scrubbers, and the list can go on and [...]

Mobile Phones…Again

I really do hate to be redundant here, but it’s just so topical.
In California, a bill was passed in September 2006 regarding the use of mobile phones while driving. However, this new law won’t take effect until July 1, 2008 (which is over half a year away), and the penalty for using your phone while [...]