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Thirteenth in the series

Untitled - 11/14/85

It is hard trying to get an idea for journal I guess. You see, I started this yesterday and today I didn’t remember what it was. So I’m going to stop now. Bye.

On Wednesday nights at church we have a congregational dinner. After the dinner we go to work on our play that we are going to present called “Christmas 2001″. Two space kids, Orion and Muah, travel to earth to learn about Christmas and love. I play the part of Orion.

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Twelfth in the series

Today - 11/12/85

I have done about the same thing today that I have done for the past 50 million years, I do really think that school is sort of boring except for lunch. Lunch is about the best time of the day for me. It is usually very good.

Then I went to lunch, it was pretty good. Then I went to mime, then I went to study skills.

Charlie Brown - 11/12/85

I was in a play in fourth grade, and I was Charlie Brown. I was the lead character. I had a really super fun time. Some other people that were in the play were: Alice Tilson, Ian Shanklin, Graham Stevens, Bryn Panee, and many, many, more people that were really talented like me! I am a very talented boy!

Me - 11/12/85

I am cute, handsom, sweet, pretty, beautiful, wonderful, sensitive, smart, not dumb, intelligent, neato, wacky, funny, excellent, exiting, awesome, totally great super extatic, the most excellent, and superb human being, homosapien, sapien is the whole entire universe, solar system.

I live in my house, [specifics removed], Raleigh, Wake County, North Carolina, the Eastern United States, United States, Western and Northern Hemisphere, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Galaxy, Universe, World. This is my complete address. My full name is Heath Lewis Buckmaster the first.

Spelling - 11/12/85

Every week we have a new spelling lesson to do in our spelling books. We only usually do the parts B, C, and D. B is the More Practice section. Part C is the word study section. And finnaly part D is the extension. At the end of part B are the Roots & Affixes. At the end of the part C there are the special study words. Then finally on the well at the rather, end of part D are the Carrer words. Spelling is sometimes boring. My book number is seven four four one. I am using it for the 85-86 year. It was issued to be being brand new.

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Eleventh in the series

Journal - 11/8/85

Writing in the journal is some times very hard. It is hard some times to find some thing to write about. Sometimes I can think of many different things but sometimes I can’t.

Today - 11/8/85

Today I went to school. First my mom drove me to school. As I walked to the auditorium, I wanted to sneak to class and not goto the auditorium. but I didn’t. so i walked to the auditorium but they were ??? dismissing so I ran to my class room. First I have german. Frau Maxwell was not there today so we joined a Latin class with a teacher who talked in the highest voice I have ever heard.

We sat and did hardly anything until she found our lesson plans so we had to copy the german numbers one to one hundred in German. Then I went to home room with Dr. Moore. I then proceded to social studies. This is about the most boring part of my whole day. Then I went to math where we checked our ?? ranges home work from ???. then my day proceded as usual in its boring way. Now I am in language writing in this weird thing called a journal.

A Cow Poem - 11/8/85

Mom - Moo, Moo Moo Moooo

calf - Moo

mom - Moo, Moo, Moo, Moooo

calf - Moo

(continues for a few more lines, repeating)

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Tenth in the series

Fair - 10/21/85

When I went to the fair on Friday, and Cory D. went with me, my favorite ride was the Scramble. It was a ride where you get in a seat and a machine spins around and you go around. Also the arms move so you almost hit the person opposite from you. It is one of the funest (sic) rides at the fair.

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Ninth in the series

Magical Powers - 10/9/85

If I had magical powers for my life, I would make peace throughout the world. I would be able to do anything. I could make myself invisible so that I could walk past guards and electronic sensors. I could walk through walls and fly. I could do any thing that I wanted to.

Death - 10/9/85

Death is or can be a sudden thing.

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Eighth in the series

Magazine Sales - 10/5/85

I sold 7 magazines total in the magazine drive. I got sunglasses, 2 weepuls and a pegasus. When I came to math class I found three more weepuls. 2 were white and one was red. Now I have 5. If I had been able to sell one more, I would have goten [sic] an NC State mini-basketball. They are also giving money out at 6th period but I am at the back of the auditorium so they will probably never come back there. They just goto the basic places like trailers and classrooms in the 400 building.

On my progress reports in science, math, and social studies, I got a satisfactory.

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Seventh in the series

Embarrasment [sic] - 9/25/85

I was embarrassed when I went to youth group meeting at church, and we played Marco Polo. I was it and as I spun around, I let a fart. I ran in to the corner and hid behind a chair. Everyone was laughing, but we kept saying that it was a natural.

Garfield - 9/27/85

Garfield is a funny cat. He is also mean to Odie. He pushes him off the table and beats up on him all the time.

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