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05 Mar, 2010

American Idol 2010 – Week 2

Posted by: heath In: American Idol| Music| Television

I haven’t talked that much about American Idol this year. Usually I set up a dedicated page for all my Idol ramblings, and usually I’m pretty vigilant about giving a breakdown of each singer and how they did.
Not this time.
This time/season/year I am completely and totally bored. There are so few highlights in this group [...]

21 Jan, 2010

Split Jeans and Handcuffs

Posted by: heath In: American Idol| Music| Television

If you missed the American Idol auditions this week, you only missed two things: split jeans and handcuffs. That’s pretty much it for Chicago and Orlando. Sad right?
I suppose it’s par for the course in a year where I’m already feeling the absence of Paula and the intrusion of Kara. She just gets more and [...]

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Yes, yes, I realize the title is completely tongue in cheek. Of COURSE American Idol started this week – are you kidding me that I wouldn’t watch every single solitary moment of that show???
For those of you who have been following my life for the last several years (or at least my blog), you will [...]

LOS ANGELES, Aug 3 (Reuters) – Kara DioGuardi, who made her debut this year as the fourth judge on No. 1-rated TV singing show “American Idol,” will return to the panel for the upcoming ninth season, producers said on Monday.
Um…WHAT?! Please tell me this isn’t true…or at least allow me to live in my own [...]




  • Beth: Don't forget all the craziness with the governor having the affair with the woman in South America... South Carolina does have a very few nice bits,
  • heath: Oh Tommy...your comments mirror those of the Dawg as well. They thought Lee's voice was too big for the song. I don't think it was too big, but I can
  • Tommy Marx: Gotta disagree with you on this one sweetie. Yes, Crystal and Siobhan were definitely the best of the women, and while I didn't like the song he sang,

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