Do you want to win a copy of my latest book?
If so, it’s quick, easy, and best of all, FREE! Using the power of Google Voice, you can leave a free voicemail for me – and that’s all you have to do to enter the contest.
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You know you’ve always wanted to join the Homo sarcasmus club haven’t you?
Ok, full disclosure, it’s not really a club. I mean we don’t have club meetings, and there are no dues, and we don’t have a club house up in a tree with a sign posted out front that says “No Phreeks Allowed”. Although, [...]

I’d like to give a special shout to Karli, who left the 1000th comment on the blog (about American Idol none the less).
In recognition of this grand achievement, Karli will be receiving a signed copy of Homo sarcasmus – Best of the Blog Volume 1.0. (which the rest of you should run out and buy [...]

Would you like to win a signed copy of my latest short story, Thorn Valley?
Here’s your chance! All you have to do is leave a comment on this blog and TWO lucky winners will be selected at random. Entries must be received by 2/22/09.
You’ll receive a signed copy of the book, with an optional dedication [...]