Long ago, in July of 2007, I first expressed having a crush on the marvelous Helena Bonham Carter.
At the time she was starring as Bellatrix Lestrange in the Harry Potter movie of the year, but of course we also remember her from Fight Club and Big Fish, and of course as numerous voices in animated [...]

And here’s why, from Funny or Die:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d