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Here we present a 10 minute video of our 2009 Thanksgiving Feast.
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15 Oct, 2009

Garlic Shrimp Stir-fry (Serves: 2)

Posted by: heath In: Food and Beverage

Ingredients:

8 large tiger shrimp thawed (from India or Mexico preferred)
2T minced garlic
squeezing from one lemon
olive oil

The secret to this recipe is that you are going to cook the shrimp in two different ways – first steaming, then in a stir-fry.
Start by peeling the shrimp. Never EVER make your guests peel shrimp [...]

23 Feb, 2009

Warm Curry Guacamole

Posted by: heath In: Food and Beverage

Warm Curry Guacamole (Serves: 4)

3 medium or large ripe avocados
Red (or yellow) curry powder, depending on taste preference
shredded Parmesan cheese
1t lemon juice
salt & pepper

This dish is perfect as an appetizer or as part of a lunch offering.
Always start with fresh ingredients. If your avocados are not ripe do not make [...]

20 Feb, 2009

Beer braised pork and scallops

Posted by: heath In: Food and Beverage

Tonight I cooked an “I’m sorry” dinner for David. It doesn’t matter what I was sorry about, it only matters what I made for dinner so here’s the scoop for all of you to enjoy.
Beer Braised Pork

Two pork chops (loin)
Chopped green onion
1-2 sweet potatoes sliced like french fries
1 bottle dark beer (prefer Japanese style)
Salt / [...]

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  • heath: Oh Tommy...your comments mirror those of the Dawg as well. They thought Lee's voice was too big for the song. I don't think it was too big, but I can
  • Tommy Marx: Gotta disagree with you on this one sweetie. Yes, Crystal and Siobhan were definitely the best of the women, and while I didn't like the song he sang,
  • heath: Glad we're on the same page regarding Lee ;-). Otherwise, I'm really bored this year. I was hoping that we'd have another big personality like Adam L

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